Saturday, 24 May 2014

So still

Come with me into the stillness of mind

I'd rather not, if you don't mind

Come with me into the stillness of mind and let go of all ties

As I just pointed out, I'd prefer not to start messing around at the quantum level - I've got more than enough on my plate as it is

Come with me into the stillness of mind and

And what? You can't just finish a sentence in midstream

And

Oh come on, I've got a lot to do, I told you - if you can't get to the point I'm going to have to

Be

One word a minute - one word a minute - and you're supposed to be a higher level of consciousness - give me a break

Not

?! I can't be Not - I've gotta be something you know. That's ridiculous. I don't know why I waste my time with all this new age claptrap. It was bad enough with conspiracy theories, and now I've got to be Not

Hing

Hing? What the hell's Hing? Sounds Chinese. Be Not Hing? Maybe some other clues are forthcoming - be Ping perhaps or Ming... unless... oh... now I get it

At

Be nothing at what? This waiting is doing my head in. I wish your quantum mind could work a bit faster. Honestly. I'm a patient man but this takes the biscuit.

All

Yawn. Like that wasn't predictable. I mean, if you've heard it once you've heard it a thousand times - be nothing at all. Dur! The gates of wisdom creak on their rusty hinges and a recycled pearl falls into the outstretched hands of the faithful assembled in the miry street without.

Alright - we have sufficient words to get a lock on the bug.

What are you talking about?

Relax. We're gonna remove it and put you back to your natural state of blissfulness.

Er... no you're not. Over my dead body.

Yes - it usual goes to that extreme. Strange the number of times the subject invokes the dead body rule.

What? You're not seriously going to kill me?

Only temporarily. That way we can extract the bug which doesn't belong to you and is affecting not only your mind but everything else. It has to be returned to its rightful habitat.

Oh - this is an ecological matter is it? Well I'm definitely green so go ahead then - returning animals to the wild is something I certainly approve of.

Excellent. Relax. Breathe deeply. The more you can feel the deep inner peace within your heart, your mind, your conscious-awareness, the easier it's going to be to extract the bug and put things right.

Deep peace. How blissful it feels. Bye bye little bug. Have a wonderful return home to wherever you came from. Go in peace.

O ;-)

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